Made My Whole Day

i'm not even gonna blog anything else today this just is too much and i dont need to blog anymore.... some shit is just that balla!



"Dont hate me because i'm beautiful"
"well clutch the pearls"




"i love the title but the movie just left me limp"
"Who dropped the soap? i'll get it!"
" Well touch me in the morning and then just walk away"




"you left your spurs over my house"
"weeeeeeeeeeee!"
"dont swallow, i never do"




"like an all male version of jungle fever"
"the film black stallion is not about Denzel Washington"
"i saw pee wee's adventure it wasnt that big"




"when its obvious she aint done it in a long time"
"now thats the kinda woman made me switch in the first place"
"the patty cake snap"




"now packed to the brim with natural protein"
"you know i'm bi...lingual"




"i think someone went a lil tweezer crazy"
"i wish i was still a blonde"
" gasp and swoon i just caught the vapors"



"isnt he a tight end? he was"
"fuhf"
"well tie me up and scalp me"



My favorite one ..period.