Yes Kyle!

Sunday, May 31, 2009

i told yall my friends got talent right? well my favorite person Kyle did a video for his class and this is how it turned out:





*Notice who the assistant director and one of the writers?....o aite! but yea dont sleep i hang with folks that are going place*

You Know What Really Grinds My Gears...


....when people snatch shit out cha hand!

i should snatch ya muthafuckin eyes out ya damn head if you ever snatch another damn piece of paper out my hand. dont nobody care u almost 100 yrs old...or that u got arthritis ...u sure had ya hand steady when u snatched that sheet out my hand!and you should be the poster child for respect and how to do things being that u've been on this earth while it was being constructed...old ass people man...i gotta get the hell outta this building and in a bed like yesterday!


and that my friends is what really grinds my gears.

(ok i might be a tad grumpy, but it's still fuckin rude!)

Alter # 87 : SubUrban Hippie




Sub:
–verb (used without object)
to act as a substitute for another.


Urban:
-adjective
1.of, pertaining to, or designating a city or town.
2.living in a city.
3.characteristic of or accustomed to cities; citified: He is an urban type.


Hippie:
–noun
a person, esp. of the late 1960s, who rejected established institutions and values and sought spontaneity, direct personal relations expressing love, and expanded consciousness, often expressed externally in the wearing of casual, folksy clothing and of beads, headbands, used garments, etc.


That's basically how i'm feeling right now...might be the lack of sleep...or the overworked-ness....

You Know What Really Grinds My Gears...



...f'd up stuff! (Censored...or i'ma a try)

but seriously i just wish people would learn how to react as if the shoe were on the other foot. like dont get me wrong we all backslide...myself included but FUCK! (i tried lls) if u gonna go that hard body i feel as though there is no respect there and thats where i'm at with it.


on a lighter note ...none of this involves me! yay! but seriously i hate 2 see my peoples being shat upon and its an epidemic right now

i was just talkin 2 my asshole consultant and he fully agrees ....no honor amongst muthafuckn thieves!


and that friends is what really grinds my gears.

Do You Remember?



Garbage Pail Kids?

yea i remember....but lil known fact...there was a movie. must not of done too well.


Just For Panda....




awww
my panda still likes his cartoons...

Ok This Might Be The Funniest Lebron 1 though...

Saturday, May 30, 2009



foul!foul!

And Another One!




yessir!

Did You Know...



...there was such a this?

speechless!

nice pick on the song too.

My New Guilty Pleasure...




yup...even Halle likes it so..i dont feel as bad now.

Who Am I Missing ?


This Guy



officially if u will.

Yup Somethings are not Subliminal....


...they're str8 up blatant.

so on December 17,2009 the CGI version of The Smurfs are hitting the big screen.
now if any1 knows me forreal they kno that one of my alters is Lazy Smurf...and it just soo "happens" that my date of exsistence is December 17th,1987. uhh huh the signs are blatant people! so yea i will be at the first damn show of this movie...Just know if they fuck this up for me.....

Dont Judge ME!

Friday, May 29, 2009

soo...i like the song wanna fight about it?

: o

i'm not going 2 just get body slammed like that!

At Work....

...i gotta get the hell outta here!
it's fuck'n friday for fucks sake!

but look at my shiny new name plate!



:)

Fierce Bissh!


so a school n LA elected a guy as their prom queen...now i say SO WHAT but apparently its a big deal Sergio Garcia is my pick for today's Underdog of The Day...stay fierce and hold down the crown...remember people change is a good thing. and hell he was voted in...its not like he just stole the crown, it was majority rule...wish my high school was that cool!

Get Well Soon!


So Mr.Panda had a near death experience and almost gave me a near death heart attack but he's recovering and feeling better thank God!

so here's to a full recovery/not losing legs!/and a new car!

r.i.p Panda's Cavalier...had sum good and bad moments but u were a trooper!

Groupie Moment #17






yay!! 17 is like the greatest number ever so how about the greatest guy ever ....PHARRELL OVERLOAD BISHES!!









This is still funny as fuck 2 me!

Groupie Moment #16


ok soo i didnt kno lebron had it like that...mm hmm

When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong

Pitbul Edition:

So this is why u shouldnt believe all rappers aint got no thug in um..dont let a few sully ur thoughts as this audience member learned the hard way...now what i thought was funny is...now i dont kno much about the space program.....but i'm not throwing money at a rich man....i'm jus saying though...maybe its just me!







respect his gangsta! lls

Very Funny ...Very True

Tuesday, May 26, 2009



the ipod one is HILARIOUS!!

Rain Rain Go Away!


...no seriously i hate the rain with a passion! well only when i actually have to venture out in this mess!

i dunno y tho..it doesnt have anything to do with my hair gettin wet or anything like that even tho wet socks r satan's work.

so today i'm just in one of my random loopty loo moods, i dont quite know how i feel yet but i do know i want this day over real quick!

on a lighter note: i'm off work 2marrow! yay! i'm bout 2 sleep like i never slept before. like i tried to the invincible..i basically worked 6 days str8 with four 16hr shifts in there..sheesh! yea money mission is real people i'm tryna get a new phone and somemore shit lls so yea ...here i am at work from 7-11!

Panda is finally a zero with me (in both ears, we both ran in to the same problem jus opposite ears)so now we can start sharing and stealing eachothers plugs

anything else going on.....nope thats it! and this is where i'm going to leave it

The Official Panda Entry: The Most Beautiful Shame

Monday, May 25, 2009


do u remember when ur dreads were this skimp? lls bet u miss ya hair now... lls uh huh..throwback like shit right? sheesh! we dont even look like this anymore!



so..

where do i begin and how do i begin?

i honestly dont know but it's kinda like at the end of casablanca where he's about 2 get on the plane but he looks back and says "here's lookn at you kid"

i dunno where ya came from but there are days when i wish ya black ass would go back! but then again there are more days where im just glad ur here. since i was 17 u've been a friend/enemy/lover/companion/shrink/competitor/asshole/comic relief/supporter/hater/devil's advocate/sparring partner and the list can go on and on. but at the end of the day i guess i can simply call u panda and to me that sums it all up. do u remember going to see jarhead? do u remember stalking me at children's place? do u remember hanover? do u remember the first time i met Ray? do u remember the locked room upstairs? i do and its like they were freaking yesterday, hell we still go 2 hanover lls. it's crazy too cuz musically no one is fucking with US...usually i say me but it's like you're on my level and trust me u dont find that to often. our convos are legendary and our beefs epic, but what i value most is our silence. like we can honestly say nothing and be freakin' content.
how awkward/weird/beautiful we are? i remember the first question u ever asked me and it wasnt even no cute shit, lls, simply "u listen to acdc?" and how blown/happy/content/pissed/hurt/sad/loved/excited/confused have we been ever since...lls

this next line is just for you and i kno you'll fully appreciate it, even though this whole thing is for you...well u get what i'm sayin shit.

through all the bullshit
though all the good times
bad times
goofy moments
and thrown cell phones
through all the complaints
and nap times
through all the NIGGAZ/MALES/DISTRACTIONS/The Lindsey Event(lol)/Before College
through all the drunken/high/sober moments
through all the lies/truths/misunderstandings/arguments/beefs
through all the cuts/tattoos/piercings/blade scars
through Bowie State/University Towers/Children's Place/Limited Too
through corny jokes/comedy specials
through Germantown/Bowie/Wheaton/Silver Spring/Baltimore
through facebook/myspace/twitter/blogspot
through Virgin Music Fest/Sonar/Hanover
through rock/rap/gogo/banana pancakes

there has been u



"how was i suppose 2 know
that you could get inside me
how could i have ever predicted
that you and me would make soo much sense
from the start
you know who you are
a piece of my heart would be missing
if you let my kissing
stop
it would be the most beautiful shame
if our beauty didnt stay
the same"

--Cody Chesnutt



*This is still funny as fuck to me*






*for the record* anytime u come at me about feeling any sort of way i will direct ya blk ass to this blog...lls

Awww....

They made up...aint that cute...and for the record i'm a say it again...there is more to this so at the end of the day ...judge slow people judge slow...



You Know What Really Grinds My Gears.


You know what really grinds my gears...

Assumptions

please dont ever assume u know shit about me...like seriously ...
you might think u know...but u have no idea...Cliche!
but naw on a serious note, i've done some wrong and some good but overall i'm still just getting my feet wet in the likes of this world so please dont assume u know how i am or how i'll react or anything of the sort because at the end of the day hell i dont know how i'll react or honestly i dont quite completely get how i am yet...i'm still a young whipper snapper! lls

and the cliche/ old school quote goes: to assume is to make an ass out of you and me

and that my friends is what really grinds my gears

Word.

Had 2 grow on me but eff it i like the song....wanna fight about it?


Since We're On The Subject Of Lebron...






....that was kind of amazing!

Ha!

I think this is my fav one soo far...

You Know What Really Grinds My Gears

Sunday, May 24, 2009



When you type someone a long ass text i'm talkin atleast 3 sends right...and they text u back sum shit like

"ok"


ahhh!!!
i jus wanna call u and kirk the fuck out! ahh!!


and that my friends is what really grinds my gears..

My Favorite Drummer/ Groupie Moment # 15







even tho...apparently i have ulterior motives...yea...

rock on Big Guy!

Who Said There Are No Black Muppets?

Saturday, May 23, 2009

personally i think kermit is black but noone asked me so i will just introduce yall to my fav muppet video right now.....




speaking of black muppets ....did yall know bugs had sum propaganda in it back in the day? black face if you will..



and speaking of Bugs...why does he have bunny meat?




and speaking of all things kiddie...sorry for all the ands...but i would KICK MY KIDS ASS if that lil hooker ever did sum demonistic shit like this!


yall might find it cute but think about this age her about 15 years insert pole and less clothes and see how cute u think this shit is....on a lighter note...why is she popping from out of a cabinet?

Good Ish

Kill Yourself...






it is prom season isnt it?

sheesh....just...i dunno...DEATH!

The Most Overrated Electronic Known To Man!





if thats what rubs ur buddah....but not ME!!

Cliche of The Day

havent done one of these in a while...but...






"i'm a virgin, but i do give head"

i heard this before when i was in high school and for some reason (ok i'm listening to Slob on My Knob..dont judge my itunes is on shuffle) and i had a nice low giggle(i am at work folks)to myself...ooo high school where being naive is attractive.

Why I Love Life....

...because it throws shit like this at me





uh oh str8 diddy style...this is the REMIX!!






Good Morning World...today might not suck after all...

I HEART these commercials sooo much!

Friday, May 22, 2009




This Isnt a Test People!


This is the real deal! so now it's time to act accordingly!!

all must scream and cream in unison!! aaahhh!!!

i want a Tragic Kingdom sequel thats all i'm saying!

Word?

see...


i guess the new trend is whore-chic...very depressing for someone who is either preggos or even considering procreating in this world...

on a lighter note..i do rock too!

When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong

Charles Hamilton Edition:

just one of those things where you watch and dont quite get it but just assume there is more to it that you have no idea about


Cool Ish

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

so i'm embracing my inner nerd and i swear when i get my money up i will own atleast one of these.....






Groupie Moment #14

Groupie Moments without Pharrell?
be serious!






Groupie Moment #13







LONG LIVE N.E.R.D

"noone ever really dies
do you believe that
if not
for you
its almost over now"

Groupie Moment # 12






:)


i am done with my spring semester and today im going 2 treat myself...yep.

New Color!

Thursday, May 14, 2009




yup...slight shit...

Ha!

Tuesday, May 12, 2009




i HEART this soo much!

i'm still alive

Monday, May 11, 2009

it's just finals and life have been getting in the way but just an fyi i'm here and still alive ...


in other words life sucks and rocks at the same time and my playlist is still better than yours.

OMG!!

Friday, May 1, 2009

I'M BOUT 2 GIVE U 1000!!