...this is still funny ...
REASONS TO DO THE GROWN UP
Sunday, September 27, 2009
VIA LIFE FILES
http://www.thelifefiles.com/
In a new book called Why Women Have Sex by Cindy Meston and David Buss, they interview about 1,000 women then make a generalization on why all women have sex. Here are some of top reasons they found:
1. She’s alleviating boredom – it gives her something to do.
2. She wants to relieve a stress headache or migraine.
3. She’s trying to put an end to an argument.
4. She wants a better complexion.
5. She’s thanking her date for a nice dinner, a present, or spending a lot of money on her early on in the relationship.
6. She’s after a spiritual experience since sex is seen as “the closest thing to God.”
7. She’s refining her sexual skills.
8. She feels sorry for the fellow.
9. She likes that he has an extravagant lifestyle.
10. She’s in a long-distance relationship and wants action now versus later.
The survey also found that 84% of women have sex to get some sort of housework done. Sound right????
HILARIOUS
Lil' Duval is the worst!! he's killing me at work...i should not be crackin up like this at work...
Lil' Diva
I FUCKIN LOVE IT!
PERIOD
this is like a gay man's wet dream!(And yall already know i was a wonderfully gay ball legend in a past life) who is her gay uncle teaching her to do this?
she jus gonna catwalk for the kids tho? YESSSS!
I JUS LOVE THIS!
quiet as kept she's even better than some of those "models" at bowie....
...no shade.
WORK DIVA DAVANNA !!
(3:37 mark)
And Ha!
yall thought i forgot about the no pharrell til' oct 17th!
well i'm still going strong!
i shoulda put money on this 1 !
this time has given me a chance 2 enjoy other folks tho....like:
kid cudi
maxwell
so thanx Panda for that idea...lls
Before Pharrell...
...there was Maxwell.
i'm tryna tell u that song Bad Habits has a strange power over me! lawdhavemercy!
but yes talented...attractive to the 100th power....and the voice of velvet..yea i said it...ahh! yes Maxwell!!
Lady GaGa?
Friday, September 25, 2009
personally i like this Lady GaGa...but whatever pays the bills...
word.
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Halo 3 ODST trailer from Francesco on Vimeo.
to keep it real with yall fuck the game, i'm ready 4 the movie!!
What REALLY Grinds My Gears
Gay exorcisms?
i'm sorry i honestly have no words for this. it's heartbreaking and just all around ignorant. shit like this is sending a horrifying message to people that are already confused about their sexuality and who they are. but to each its own but i didnt know you could cure a choice....and that exorcism sure didnt cure his lisp...YEA I SAID IT!
When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong
Lean On Me Edition
this is why i cant be no teacher....i'd a kirked on his ass too....but yea did any1 flashback to Joe Clark like i did?
FREE MR.CLARK!
FREE MR.CLARK!
LLS SORRY I HAD TOO...
:)
this brings me joy in sooo many ways but when is he bringing his goodness to my area? again i mean....
WORD.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
FUNNY
but good shit...
shout outs 2 the blonde black chick that said i wanted 2 be white.
You Know What Really Grinds My Gears.
..Nigga Shit.
and i use that term with the upmost disrespect.
so i'm in the wiseman at school (thats our student center) and i'm talking to some of my friends and there is a trio of females sitting directly across from me and they are just staring at me directly, like not tryna even be discreet about it. well one of them "whispers" loudly and she says (and i quote)
"she must think she 1 of them white girls"
and her croonies cackle.
now i think this is hilarious coming from a female with light brown tracks going down her back and light contacts and disturbingly long acrylic nails...
but what takes the kicker for me is in my mind its like,
i dunno who i am?
everything on u is fake ma'am
sheesh the hypocracy is hilarious.
on the other hand don't let the band tees, tattoos and plugs fool u
i can go with the best of 'em so yea,
what other people think about me is none of my business, just dont put ya hands on me..nuff said.
....
...and that my friends is what really grinds my gears.
Punk Before Punk : Death
...and they're Black.
Get with it folks please.
and soo far everything i've heard is AWESOMO!
read away peeps
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/15/arts/music/15rubi.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_%28punk_band%29
When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong
Monday, September 14, 2009
Kanye West Edition:
Remember children, that brown will make u clown! and Henn dog? yall lucky he aint snatch the damn award and give it 2 Beyonce....me and Henn dog havent had good days ...lls...jus sayin
Since The Deadskins Have a Game Today
Sunday, September 13, 2009
i felt the need 2 give a does of reality...
yep.
GIANTS.
So...
Saturday, September 12, 2009
..this week has been weird.
im glad i'm finally home, seriously
when i am away from home for a while it feels weird and then when i return i feel like im home.
all the build up for dover wasnt even worth it, honestly it sucked ass. the only highlight was my drunken antics saturday night. although i felt it the next day it was def worth it.
the slave has finally gotten her freedom papers...lls
i am officially downsized starting sept 30th.
no i'm not even mad. this just means more time with panda more writing and more money! yes, more money. i work entirely 2 many hours for peanuts and now i jus want 2 maybe do the same job and make more money....and i know they wasnt giving it out here. so time 2 move on. the only thing i know thats going 2 suck is not having money at my disposal and have to ask mom :(
i think thats all thats going on with me ...
...o yea I GET 2 SEE MARS VOLTA AND U DONT! YEP YEP!
Sometimes...
Thursday, September 10, 2009
...cool shit like this makes me feel inspired ....sometimes.
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