You Know What Really Grinds My Gears....

...Father's Day.

now dont get me wrong if ur a real father and you doing whats right then by all means enjoy that tie and embrace that big piece of chicken. shit today is your day! you wallow in that shit! Happy Father's Day PopPop, the best and freshest to ever do it! and to the Noob Ed, you cut that umbilical cord! lls

now to sperm donors, Maury Guests, and all around fuck ups...yep, motherfuckers r what i affectionately call them. please and i want you to read this very clearly :

DONT YOU THINK YOU HAVE ANY LEVERAGE TODAY OR HELL ANYDAY FOR THAT MATTER.
-A CHECK DOES NOT MAKE YOU A DAD.
-SEEING YOUR KID ONCE A WEEK DOESNT MAKE YOU A DAD
-BUYING YOUR KID BULLSHIT TO MAKE THEM FORGET THE FACT THAT YOU AINT THERE DOES NOT MAKE YOU A FATHER.
-STOPPING OVER TO FUCK MOM DOES NOT MAKE YOU A FATHER
-TAKING THE KID TO YA NEW GIRL'S HOUSE DOES NOT MAKE YOU A FATHER

IT IS A FULL TIME JOB!
I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF YOU AND THE MOM DONT WORK OUT, NO KID ASKS TO BE IN THIS RAGGEDY ASS PLANET! BUT SINCE UR SPERM MET THE EGG TAKE SUM RESPONSIBILITY!

and for the record my father will get a happy father's day text and that shall be the end of my father's day...yea i said it


no i dont have Daddy issues, hell i dunno the man to have any issues. he knows what happen and i know what happen...there it is.

and that my friends is what really grinds my gears.