The Riddla Strikes For The First Time

u kno us black folk got a problem with e's and r's lls
but anywho so since i'm taking on a new alterego i decided to take it a step further which is something i'm known for doing ....and lets just say i got more questions about life than i do about philosophy (ok random guy in my philosophy class!) so yes here is my question segment so feel free to gimme some answers.

Riddle me this Batman.

1. why cant black people be racist?
this has been a brain teaser of mine since i heard it. like seriously why?

2. if hip hop is dead, then how is nas still coming out with new shit?
ok ok lls that's one of my last jabs at hip hop cuz the new jacks are slowly bringing me back to the damn genre....damn u guys! lls

3. why does everything have to be the new black?
why cant it just do what it do? Green is the new black...i have a personal vendetta against that bullshit!

4. why do we get hair on our ass?
yup i said it.

5.what do movie theatre's do to their sprite to make it taste soo damn good?
ur quick to judge but just think about it ...have you ever had sprite that taste like movie theatre sprite? exactly.

6. Is there someone for everyone?
i have my own personal yes to that but honestly i do wanna kno.

7. Where's Ja?
" we got the diamonds now where's Ja?" lls the last question was 2 mush had 2 be wreckless.

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